A woman who knows how to compose a soup or a salad that is perfectly harmonious in flavour ought to be clever at mixing together the sweet and harsh elements of a man’s character, and she will understand how to charm and keep forever her husband’s heart and soul.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
– Agatha Christie
When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems to me, in spite of such obstacles dividing them as parents or husband, that they belong to each other in the name of Nature, and are lovers by Divine right, in spite of human convention or the laws.
– Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
– Ogden Nash
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
– Erma Bombeck
He’s the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t bug me and I’m sure I bug him sometimes.
– Sarah Jessica Parker
I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.
– Katherine Dunham
I would say that the surest measure of a man’s or a woman’s maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse.
– Benjamin McLane Spock
I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband.
– Julie Benz
If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all.
– Richard Bach
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
– Hoosier Farmer
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
– Zig Ziglar
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.
– Dottie Archibald
At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
– Barbara Bush
No, I don’t understand my husband’s theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.
– Elsa Einstein
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
– Erma Bombeck
Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other — it doesn’t matter who it is — and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.
– Mother Teresa
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
– Simone De Beauvoir
That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger–not to be interfered with by speech or action which would distract the sensations from the fresh enjoyment of repose.
– George Eliot
What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can – don’t disappoint him.
– Alan Beck
When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe